package com.sixfoursystems.wave.mke;

public interface Quotes {
	public final static String[] QUOTES = {
			"Wear the old coat and buy the new book.\nAustin Phelps",
			"You can cover a great deal of country in books.\n    Andrew Lang (1844 - 1912)",
			"It was a book to kill time for those who like it better dead.\nDame Rose Macaulay (1881 - 1958)",
			"This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.\nDorothy Parker (1893 - 1967)",
			"My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music, and silence.\nEdith Sitwell (1887 - 1964)",
			"Properly, we should read for power. Man reading should be man intensely alive. The book should be a ball of light in one's hand.\nEzra Pound (1885 - 1972)",
			"A room without books is like a body without a soul.    \n G.K. Chesterton (1874 - 1936)",
			"Woe be to him that reads but one book.\nGeorge Herbert (1593 - 1633)",
			"From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.   \nGroucho Marx (1890 - 1977)",
			"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.\nGroucho Marx (1890 - 1977)",
			"Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore?\nHenry Ward Beecher (1813 - 1887).",
			"Never judge a book by its movie.\nJ. W. Eagan",
			"Oh for a book and a shady nook...\nJohn Wilson (1785 - 1854)",
			"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.\nMark Twain (1835 - 1910)",
			"To be a book-collector is to combine the worst characteristics of a dope fiend with those of a miser.\nRobertson Davies",
			"Men are not prisoners of fate, but only prisoners of their own minds.\nFranklin D. Roosevelt (1882 - 1945)",
			"In the field of observation, chance favors only the prepared mind.\nLouis Pasteur (1822 - 1895)",
			"Work and acquire, and thou hast chained the wheel of Chance.\nRalph Waldo Emerson (1803 - 1882).",
			"I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body.\nElaine Boosler",
			"Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.\nH. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)",
			"I hate women because they always know where things are.\nJames Thurber (1894 - 1961)",
			"For all their strength, men were sometimes like little children.\nLawana Blackwell",
			"When the candles are out all women are fair.\n   Plutarch",
			"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.\nTimothy Leary (1920 - 1996)",
			"For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.\n    Virginia Woolf (1882 - 1941)",
			"To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.\nFarmers' Almanac, 1978",
			"I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.\n    Isaac Asimov (1920 - 1992)",
			"Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up.\nJames Magary",
			"Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.\nJef Raskin",
			"The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against wacking them around a little.\nJoe Martin",
			"Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.\nPablo Picasso (1881 - 1973)",
			"To err is human--and to blame it on a computer is even more so.\nRobert Orben",
			"In a few minutes a computer can make a mistake so great that it would have taken many men many months to equal it. \nUnknown",
			"Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equipped with 18,000 vacuum tubes and weighs 30 tons, computers in the future may have only 1,000 vaccuum tubes and perhaps weigh 1.5 tons.\n    unknown, Popular Mechanics, March 1949 ",
			"Never pretend to a love which you do not actually feel, for love is not ours to command.\n Alan Watts",
			"To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts dead.\nBertrand Russell (1872 - 1970)",
			"Love is not enough. It must be the foundation, the cornerstone - but not the complete structure. It is much too pliable, too yielding.\nBette Davis (1908 - 1989)",
			"Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.\nCharles M. Schulz (1922 - 2000)",
			"All love that has not friendship for its base, is like a mansion built upon sand.\nElla Wheeler Wilcox",
			"When love is in excess it brings a man nor honor nor any worthiness.\nEuripides",
			"There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.\nFriedrich Nietzsche (1844 - 1900)",
			"Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.\nH. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)",
			"There is no remedy for love but to love more.\n   Henry David Thoreau (1817 - 1862)",
			"Love is the difficult realization that something other than oneself is real.\nIris Murdoch (1919 - 1999)",
			"But when a young lady is to be a heroine, the perverseness of forty surrounding families cannot prevent her. Something must and will happen to throw a hero in her way.\n Jane Austen (1775 - 1817)",
			"Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.\nDale Carnegie",
			"To avoid criticism do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.\nElbert Hubbard (1856 - 1915)",
			"Do what you feel in your heart to be right - for you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do, and damned if you don't.\nEleanor Roosevelt (1884 - 1962).",
			"Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.\nFranklin P. Jones",
			"Criticism is prejudice made plausible.\nH. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)",
			"He can compress the most words into the smallest ideas of any man I ever met.\nAbraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865)",
			"Grasp the subject, the words will follow.\nCato the Elder (234 BC - 149 BC)",
			"Deeds, not words shall speak me.\nJohn Fletcher (1579 - 1625)",
			"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.\nLily Tomlin (1939 - )",
			"Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people.\nWilliam Butler Yeats (1865 - 1939)",
			"Evil draws men together.\nAristotle (384 BC - 322 BC)",
			"The evil of the world is made possible by nothing but the sanction you give it.\nAyn Rand (1905 - 1982)",
			"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from a religious conviction.\nBlaise Pascal (1623 - 1662)",
			"I have discovered that all human evil comes from this, man's being unable to sit still in a room.\nBlaise Pascal (1623 - 1662)",
			"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.\nEdmund Burke (1729 - 1797)",
			"Evil is obvious only in retrospect.\nGloria Steinem (1934 - )",
			"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.\nMae West (1892 - 1980)",
			"It is bitter to lose a friend to evil, before one loses him to death.\nMary Renault",
			"Don't let us make imaginary evils, when you know we have so many real ones to encounter.\nOliver Goldsmith (1730 - 1774)",
			"No evil can happen to a good man, either in life or after death.\nPlato (427 BC - 347 BC)",
			"Every sweet has its sour; every evil its good.\n  Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803 - 1882)",
			"The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to even write a crime report about them.\nRandy K. Milholland",
			"The end excuses any evil.\nSophocles (496 BC - 406 BC).",
			"Concentration comes out of a combination of confidence and hunger.\nArnold Palmer (1929 - )",
			"I was always looking outside myself for strength and confidence, but it comes from within. It is there all the time.\nAnna Freud (1895 - 1982)",
			"The man who has confidence in himself gains the confidence of others.\nHasidic Saying.",
			"All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.\nMark Twain (1835 - 1910)",
			"Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy.\nNorman Vincent Peale (1898 - 1993)",
			"It seems to me that people have vast potential. Most people can do extraordinary things if they have the confidence or take the risks. Yet most people don't. They sit in front of the telly and treat life as if it goes on forever.\nPhilip Adams",
			"If I have lost confidence in myself, I have the universe against me.\nRalph Waldo Emerson (1803 - 1882).",
			"You have to have confidence in your ability, and then be tough enough to follow through.\nRosalynn Carter (1927 - )",
			"Every time you don't follow your inner guidance, you feel a loss of energy, loss of power, a sense of spiritual deadness. \n Shakti Gawain",
			"Good laws have their origins in bad morals.\nAmbrosius Macrobius",
			"The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread.\nAnatole France (1844 - 1924)",
			"Where you find the laws most numerous, there you will find also the greatest injustice.\nArcesilaus",
			"When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken.\nBenjamin Disraeli (1804 - 1881)",
			"Law stands mute in the midst of arms.\nCicero (106 BC - 43 BC)",
			"What power has law where only money rules.\n    Gaius Petronius (~66 AD)",
			"I submit that an individual who breaks a law that conscience tells him is unjust, and who willingly accepts the penalty of imprisonment in order to arouse the conscience of the community over its injustice, is in reality expressing the highest respect for the law. \nMartin Luther King Jr. (1929 - 1968)",
			"The scientific name for an animal that doesn't either run from or fight its enemies is lunch.\nMichael Friedman",
			"I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy.\nW. C. Fields (1880 - 1946)",
			"What happens when the future has come and gone?\nRobert Half",
			"I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.\nJerome K. Jerome (1859 - 1927)",
			"Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles.\nGeorge Jean Nathan (1882 - 1958)",
			"O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.\nSaint Augustine (354 AD - 430 AD)",
			"The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization.\nRalph Waldo Emerson (1803 - 1882)",
			"Nothing is as simple as we hope it will be.\n Jim_Horning",
			"The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.\nUnknown",
			"Good breeding consists of concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.\nMark_Twain.",
			"We are here on Earth to do good to others. What the others are here for, I don't know.\nW. H. Auden (1907 - 1973)",
			"A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.\nRobert Heinlein (1907 - 1988)",
			"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.\n Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)",
			"Sometime they'll give a war and nobody will come.\nCarl Sandburg (1878 - 1967)",
			"War is a series of catastrophes that results in a victory.\nGeorges Clemenceau (1841 - 1929)",
			"War is much too serious a matter to be entrusted to the military.\nGeorges Clemenceau (1841 - 1929)",
			"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.\nJohn Stuart Mill (1806 - 1873)",
			"What difference does it make to the dead, the orphans and the homeless, whether the mad destruction is wrought under the name of totalitarianism or the holy name of liberty or democracy?\nMahatma Gandhi (1869 - 1948)",
			"It is well that war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it.\nRobert E. Lee (1807 - 1870)",
			"Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.\nWill Rogers (1879 - 1935)",
			"He who speaks without modesty will find it difficult to make his words good.\nConfucius (551 BC - 479 BC)",
			"Humility is no substitute for a good personality. \nFran Lebowitz (1950 - )",
			"Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.\nMark Twain (1835 - 1910)",
			"Opinions founded on prejudice are always sustained with the greatest of violence.\nFrancis Jeffrey (1773 - 1850)",
			"Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.\n  Isaac Asimov (1920 - 1992)",
			"There are more pleasant things to do than beat up people.\nMuhammad Ali (1942 - )",
			"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.\nAbraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865)",
			"You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one.\nJames A. Froude (1818 - 1894)",
			"When the character of a man is not clear to you, look at his friends.\nJapanese Proverb",
			"You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.\nRonald Reagan (1911 - 2004)",
			"What is left when honor is lost?\nPublilius Syrus (~100 BC)",
			"The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.\nRalph Waldo Emerson (1803 - 1882)",
			"The adult looks to deeds, the child to love.\n Hindustani Proverb",
			"Shameful deeds bring on revenge.\nNorwegian Proverb.",
			"Words are mere bubbles of water; deeds are drops of gold.\nTibetan Proverb",
			"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.\nHerm Albright (1876 - 1944)",
			"Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.\nSam Levenson (1911 - 1980)",
			"The public will believe anything, so long as it is not founded on truth.\nEdith Sitwell (1887 - 1964)",
			"Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to believe.\nLaurence J. Peter (1919 - 1988), paraphrasing Sir Walter Scott",
			"They were so strong in their beliefs that there came a time when it hardly mattered what exactly those beliefs were; they all fused into a single stubbornness.\nLouise Erdrich",
			"Remember that what you believe will depend very much on what you are.\nNoah Porter (1811 - 1892).",
			"Some things have to be believed to be seen.\nRalph Hodgson, on ESP",
			"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.\nVoltaire (1694 - 1778)",
			"A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer.\nRalph Waldo Emerson (1803 - 1882)",
			"Every hero becomes a bore at last.\nRalph Waldo Emerson (1803 - 1882)",
			"The real hero is always a hero by mistake; he dreams of being an honest coward like everybody else.\nUmberto Eco (1932 - )",
			"Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.\nWill Rogers (1879 - 1935)",
			"We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.\nWill Rogers (1879 - 1935)",
			"May no portent of evil be attached to the words I say.\nAnonymous",
			"Change is the constant, the signal for rebirth, the egg of the phoenix.\nChristina Baldwin",
			"Things do not change; we change.\nHenry David Thoreau (1817 - 1862)",
			"Turbulence is life force. It is opportunity. Let's love turbulence and use it for change.\nRamsay Clark",
			"The deepest definition of youth is life as yet untouched by tragedy.\nAlfred North Whitehead (1861 - 1947)",
			"The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.\nDoug Larson",
			"A young man is embarrassed to question an older one.\nHomer (800 BC - 700 BC)",
			"If God lived on earth, people would break his windows.\nJewish Proverb",
			"No matter how slow the film, Spirit always stands still long enough for the photographer It has chosen.\nMinor White",
			"I know God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just wish that He didn't trust me so much.\nMother Teresa (1910 - 1997)",
			"If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.\nJohn Kenneth Galbraith (1908 - )",
			"The first condition of immortality is death.\n Stanislaw J. Lec (1909 - 1966)",
			"Millions long for immortality who don't know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.\nSusan Ertz",
			"Memory feeds imagination.\nAmy Tan (1952 - )"
		};

}
